Jake's privies

For some reason, this story popped into my head earlier this week and I promised myself I would post it.... Very shortly after we had adopted Jake, our dog, he was laying on his back and I was rubbing his belly. HL came up pointing and asked "what's that, mommy?" "He's a boy and that's his penis." "Oh, so that's where his pee comes out?" Before I could respond, Jake curled up and licked himself. HL screamed and jumped so fast and high, he about went through the ceiling! Poor kid, I think he was traumatized.